Total Medals Earned: 655 (From 147 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,580 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the damn tutorial!
Annoy a skull
Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings
Find the minotaur
Find the useless hot-spot
Have an epic breakfast
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Steal a police car.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (70/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/205 points)
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/460 points)
Start a game.
Pick up the Golden Mallet.
Capture a GORILLA.
Capture a GORILLA by passing the Golden Mallet.
Win the game.
Have three GRADUATEs handle the Golden Mallet in one game.
Win the game in five minutes or less.
Win with just one GRADUATE.
Capture ten GORILLAs in a single game.
Capture two GORILLAs at once.
Win the game as Miles.
Win the game with no GRADUATE captures.
Win the game playing under the Original rules.
Win the game with no GORILLA captures.
Win the game playing with the Aggressive die.
Capture three GORILLAs at once.
Capture four GORILLAs at once.